Internet fu*kery pt 1: Me friend es su friend...Whaaat?!?

Fuckery
n. derivative of the word fuck Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby.

From UrbanDictionary.com

Aye what up y'all! Right now I'm on location at the OSU Michigan game, selling parking tickets lol... Sike naw I am starting my series on Internet fuckery and the participants in such a sad cycle.

This post is about ppl and why they gotta make ur friend's friends be their friends* lol. Primarily what we'll talk about are ppl that use you to get to your friend¤. This is something that has to me a couple of times and each time it gets worse and worse. Let's start @ one....

1. "I'm interested": Mr. or Mz. I'm intersted is just intrigued by the prospect of new eye candy pretty much. They say things like "Oh what's your friend's name" or "Does such and such have a man/woman" these are acceptable and welcome questions that don't creep one out. I like for ppl to think my friends are nice and look good, shoot that means I got good taste! But then there's the...

2. "We were friends* 1st!": "We were friends* 1st!" Has a different story! They were friends* with your actual physical human being friend online they were friends with you. Then you came along and they up in ur face. NOW all of a sudden they hear u talk about ur friend¤ and their all like "aww how is Taquenesha?" or "Where do she stay @ again?" A lil bit toooo personal buddy! Mayb they will try 2 test ur friendship¤ and say things like this to ur her...

-"Can I come over and borrow some eggs, I have a hankering for an omelet"(Wtf)
~OR~
-"Me and u were friends* b4 I met Shay so she should cool wit it...(Wth)

*Internet buddies not actual friends that have ever met, EVER!!
¤The real friendship as in real life not the pretend ish!

So needless to say that's that certified bullshyt right there for real...Using 1 to get to another's friend is an el-lame to the 1000th power!!! And they act like females don't TALK 1 another... I say another bites the dust!

Well Imma save some for later soo please wait there's more....

Tell me what's really good wit y'all!